Damn you and your movie Rob Schneider

Under normal circumstances you would never catch me at a Rob Schneider film. I don’t mean to be snobby, and I like a good laugh as much as the next person, but his genre of crass doesn’t interest me much. But dammit. He has made a film showcasing the many beautiful sites of Amsterdam, and I just may be foolish enough to go see this film for this sole purpose.
Although why the movie poster shows him in Italy, I have no idea. A review I read today lambastes the the film from title to credits, but then says…

Shot on location in the Netherlands, this film is a visual delight.

A visual delight! How can I say no to that?! So the REAL question is: Amsterdam, how much do I love you? Do I love you enough to sit through a scene where a poor deformed “Russian girl with a phallic nose penetrates a woman with a hole in her throat”?

Yes. Yes, I believe I do. Dammit.

6 thoughts on “Damn you and your movie Rob Schneider

  1. Haji…You’ve clearly been in the sun way too long. Thank God you’re going on vacation next month… but for the life of me I can’t understand why you didn’t pick someplace cool and rainy??T.

  2. Haji is a glutton for punishment…plus its CHEAP. (after being re-imbursed by the company the entire round trip from Bagram to Malta will only cost $95. I’m crazy…not STUPID).

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