On a bumper sticker:
“Don’t let the car fool you. My treasure is in Heaven.”
Prez’s Press Conference yesterday:
“Yes, we’ve got some people dancing in the end zone here in Washington, D.C.; they’ve got them measuring their drapes; they’re going over to the Capitol, and saying, my new office looks beautiful, I think I’m going to have this size drape there, or this color.”
On a Soap Opera:
“As Evil as he is, I don’t think he would kill my baby.”
What a strange strange world we live in.