Just. Plain. Wrong.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the STRAPLESS THONG:

I ask this question: what are the ladies wearing these days where a “traditional” thong provides TOO MUCH coverage? I don’t know about you, but I can’t really figure out what is holding this strip of fabric up. And can you believe that this strip of fabric actually costs $36.00? I think you cold get some gauze and a few band-aids at the local CVS for about $3.57 and get the same effect.

The makers of this contraption declare this garment perfect for the following activities:

  • Form fitting dresses
  • High Cut dresses
  • Pole dancing
  • Sunbathing
  • Spas and salons

(seriously, I could not make this up).

WHEW! I had been looking for a new Pole Dancing undergarment for ages.

Posted in WTF

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