Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the STRAPLESS THONG:
I ask this question: what are the ladies wearing these days where a “traditional” thong provides TOO MUCH coverage? I don’t know about you, but I can’t really figure out what is holding this strip of fabric up. And can you believe that this strip of fabric actually costs $36.00? I think you cold get some gauze and a few band-aids at the local CVS for about $3.57 and get the same effect.
The makers of this contraption declare this garment perfect for the following activities:
- Form fitting dresses
- High Cut dresses
- Pole dancing
- Spas and salons
(seriously, I could not make this up).
WHEW! I had been looking for a new Pole Dancing undergarment for ages.